You haven't got a clue
And you don't know what to do
You used your money and your friends
To try and trick me

But you won't trick me

As far as I can tell
You've created your own hell
And now you walk around this place

Expecting pity

Every time you throw a fit
I can't decide If you're full of it
And every time you state your case
The more I want to punch your face
I go BVVVDDTTT! BVVVDDTTT! BVVVDDTTT!

I still can't believe
All your plastic surgeries
And now it's everybody's problem
That you're unhappy
Oh, come on!

Every time you state your case
The more I'd like to punch your face
Every time you state your case
The more I want to punch your face
And every time you state your case
The more I want to punch your face
I go BVVVDDTTT! BVVVDDTTT! BVVVDDTTT!

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Tell me, why?
Tell me, why?
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself
When you're old enough to repay
But young enough to sell?

Tell me lies later,
come and see me
I'll be around for a while
I am lonely but you can free me
All in the way that you smile

Tell me, why?
Tell me, why?
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself
When you're old enough to repay
But young enough to sell?

Tell me, why?
Tell me, why?
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself
When you're old enough to repay
But young enough to sell?

Neil Young

It is quite incredible to see how tech gadgetry has developed alongside Royal Wedding events, and this one is no different. In fact, in some ways it may rival them all.

The first Royal Wedding of 1011 saw the advent of verbal messenging. Prior to this people used a primitive form of Makaton.¹

When Princess Elisabethany finally conjoined herself in mutual participation with Colonel Begley-Morrow in 1947, a clever man named Jason Marconi devised a new form of one-way Social Media that could assist powerful anti-democratisation motion. 'Radiography' (as it was then known) became a favoured media outlet within hours of the Royal Devulgement.

Everyone knows of course that Di & Charles assisted the popularisation of the DVD (and particularly alongside the release of films like The Matrix)²

And what of today? How has this event redefined our media-rich cyber landgrab? Twitter and Fakebook have invested significant amounts of innovative energy to counter the most popular networks³ with the 'Hashtag'.

The 'Hashtag' is new way of labelling messages so that the sender can make sure that he or she reaches the end and intended participant. In the old days we used phone numbers, email addresses and coordinates, but now the HT (as it is called on blogs) is King.

Since employing HT as a New standard, the Royal Wedding was seen to run much more smoothly. From Kate Middleton's sisters fabulous outfit, to the gesturing of the Archbishop to the final flyby, this wedding has been HTed like None Other!

¹popularised by Something Special presenter Justin Lewis
²The Daily Mail was famous for distributing similar Right-wing propaganda subliminal texts in innocent collectible editions of this new smart media using the 2for1 method. Ofcom have now banned such use as a form of cruel gambling. in innocent collectible editions of this new smart media.
³ Google Buzz, Friends Reunited and Color to name just three.